Indian woman Stabbed for Making Joke about Husband’s Manhood

Indian woman Suman Vaz with the five-inch blade plunged into her shoulder by her husband. Photo credit: Mirror UK

If your husband has a small willy, please don’t jest about it because not every man can stomach being told he is of no good in the bedroom. An Indian woman, Suman Vaz, 38, was stabbed in the shoulder by her husband Ganpat, 40, for making joke of his penis.

The housewife had to be rushed to the hospital, where doctors performed emergency operation to remove the 5-inch long knife. A hospital spokesman said: “Fortunately, the knife didn’t damage any vital tendons or arteries and she sensibly did not try and remove the knife herself. She is now recovering nicely.”

Shocked Suman said: “I can’t believe he did this. He’s never been violent before and we often joke about how useless he is in the kitchen. I just can’t understand what made him flip over such a harmless remark,” reports Mirror UK.

Neighbour Kadri Ravikiran, 35, said: “I heard a knocking on my front door and when I answered I couldn’t believe my eyes. Suman was standing there with a knife sticking out of the top of her arm.

“At first I thought it was some sort of joke. But she was very pale and clearly in shock and when she told me what I had happened I immediately phoned an ambulance.”

Ganpat, who fled the house after committing the heinous crime, was later arrested at to a local park. Indian police said that although Ganpat has pleaded guilty and apologised, he would be facing charges and could go to jail for up to two years.

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